Great Signs!
Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."
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In a
Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all
heels." (read it
again)
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On a Septic Tank
Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on
Wheels
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At a
Proctologist' s door:
"To expedite your
visit, please back in. "
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your
husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's
truck:
"Don't sleep with a
drip. Call your plumber."
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On a
Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God
makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your
next blowout."
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At a
Towing company:
"We don't charge an
arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician' s
truck:
"Let us remove your
shorts."
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In a
Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we
will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a
Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push.
Push."
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At an Optometrist' s
Office:
"If you don't see
what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist' s
window:
"We really know our
stuff."
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On a
Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"
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At a
Car Dealership:
"The best way to get
back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside
a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment
necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a
Veterinarian' s waiting room:
"Be back in 5
minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be
delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you
don't, you will be."
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In a
Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there
and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the
front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
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At a Propane
Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for
little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at
a
CHICAGO RADIATOR
SHOP:
"Best place in town
to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of
another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This
Truck is full of Political Promises"